Shades, on that laidback style
The coolest cartoon cat by a country mile
The swaggering walk and confident air
Living life to the full without a care
Orange and black and cuddly too
Not always, correct not always p.c
What you get with
A confident feline with the balls to match
Ready to fight when you challenge his patch
By any means necessary, he will do what he needs
Until the end and he succeeds
On his favourite, chair remote in paw
Odi the dog asleep on the floor
John his owner cooking the tea
LASAGNE yes, it had to be
Without a doubt his favourite tea
Don’t ever mention that Monday’s are great
It is by far his worst pet hate
Without exception, it is easy to say
This is by far his very worst day
Lacking in speed not exactly what you would call toned
The skills he has are perfectly honed
More brains than brawn more style than grace
Never the quickest but always on the pace
A truly great feline one of a kind
Leaving all in his wake far behind
Simply the best impossible to replace
There is only one outcome when Garfield is on the case
This loveable rogue we hold so dear
So raise your glass and raise a cheer
To an amazing and cuddly but, never fat
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you GARFIELD THE CAT.
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